Nothing makes you feel like a mom more than having your baby spitup right down the middle of the front of your shirt. multiple.times.a.day
Dairy free it is, again, ugh.
Destroying an art project is, apparently, much more fun that creating it.
Fast forwarding through the ads on a kids’ movie takes much longer than pressing the skip button on a DVD player several times.
I should have known the $1 flashcards from Target would be destroyed within a matter of days.
No matter what there are always random socks all over my house, and in my car.
Double jogging strollers, when occupied, are really heavy, and hard to push when running.